Friendly reminder that Harry Potter straight up murdered a guy with his bare hands when he was 11 years old

9.) During Teddy’s first year of Hogwarts, Harry gave him the Marauder’s Map, rather than his own children.


Harry wanted Teddy to be able to have a piece of his dad, just like he had with the Invisibility cloak.


Can you imagine Harry trying to parent his children and tell them they need to settle down but then James Sirius just pulls out his edition of Harry James Potter: A History and goes, “When you were my age you followed an alleged mass murderer into a tunnel, faced a werewolf and nearly got killed by dementors. I think I can go to The Bent-Winged Snitches concert.” 



  • If you don’t watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
  • If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan

You are only a true fan if you:

  • are powered by electricity
  • have multiple flat blades
  • spin around really fast

i got so mad then laughed so hard